Monday, September 19, 2005






Happy Moon Festival. It's Pomelo Time!!! It's Chinese tradition that if you make on honorable wish with a pomelo on your head during the moon festival, it will come true. We all took our chances and wished with a pomelo on our head. We look pretty stupid, huh? I'm just wondering what my wish was after a few drinks! A pomelo is a weird looking fruit that tastes kind of like a grapefruit if you never heard of it. I never had before a couple weeks ago, thanks to our botanist friend, Tynee. I don't know if my wish will come true, but we had fun anyways. We sorta look like Peter Pans! The group shot is nice with the full moon over our heads. The green color is actually the pomelo, but just above the green is the moon...Don't get them confused! haha!




Full Moon Festival or Mid-Autumn Festival is a huge holiday in all of China and we decided to celeberate it also. We had a few people over on Saturday on the roof when the hot sun went down and it cooled off. Tanya and Amy are on the water tower above our roof! Wave hi! Then, of course I had to climb up there and now I am on the water tower looking down on the roof and spying on everyone! A cool picture of Taipei at dusk from up there. The moon is just rising above the buildings.



HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY VICTORIA!!!! On September 4th, Victoria left her 20's with grace and entered into her 30's with a new name that everyone has to call her, no cigarettes and a big blue bag. She is no longer Vickie to us, but Victoria. It is hard to change a name that I have become used to in the last year and a half, but I will try. I get by, cuz I call her Vic anyways!!! We bought her some new fish because she lost her lizard to cockroaches and she was dying for a pet. We had Slag and Hoe for a day until the late Hoe committed suicide the next morning. He had enough of the girls' apartment and them calling her a Hoe, so she jumped tank. Moment of silence, please! Victoria bought 3 new fish the next weekend to keep Slag company and now we all have a fish to name. Mine is Molly Mustard, AKA Rubens Barrichello.

Friday, September 02, 2005

One Crazy Weekend

We had many visitors over the last couple weekends. Our friends from Korea came in herds to join us for our annual LOTS celebrations. LOTS means, Ladies on the Sauce for those who do not know already. Our LOTS leader decided to fall in love and move to England, so she was not with us. We love you Jackie O'Koozie! Another member was not able to make it...We love you too Mama Jugs! But, most were there and we made the most of it. We had great times with Betelnuts, cockroach huntings, snake watchings and watching the guttings, free Stellas, lots of alcohol and power outages. Holly (Carolyn, Smokey) came to Taipei on the previous Saturday and hung out all week. Zeta and Randy (Ryn and Adam) came on Thursday and Jigs (Jana) came on Friday. As you notice we all have fake names. It's part of the celebration. For LOTS, you are given a name and can not go by any other name the entire night. You are also blessed with great nationalities and occupations and even an instrument that you play. This annual celebration was handed down to us by Jackie (Amy) from San Francisco and it is a well known tradition with her friends there. It is a funny night out and many laughs were had.

Back track a little to Friday night. We went to a night market called, "Snake Alley." It's the normal market selling the normal markety things. Hats, clothes that you don't want, sunglasses, keychains, knickknacks and snake blood. Yes, snake blood! I'm sorry to say that I did not try it that night, nor did my friends, but we saw many snakes, both dead and alive. A couple weeks ago when friends were here they did take the shot of snake blood, and Tanya was included in that group. She said it wasn't bad, but this is after many drinks, so anything tastes good then!!! I will try it one day, that day just wasn't the time. We did see a huge python on the floor with a poor, little guinea pig beside it just waiting for its time to go. I wonder what that poor thing was thinking, or even better, what was the snake thinking? We saw gutted snakes hanging from chains, obviously being drained for the blood. The Chinese think that the snake blood gives many things to a person, including virility and strength. We did see many people drinking it. Now, on to the Betelnuts. Betelnuts have been around here for ages and not really sure where they originated or the story behind them. They are prepared with many different things and look kind of like a nut wrapped in a leaf. You have to bite off the top and then chew it. It's a big wad to be chewing and it tastes like crap, but I guess you get used to it. You chew until you have to spit and then do so. After that, you just swallow the rest of the saliva. It turns your mouth a brilliant shade of orange and is very fashionable...Ha! They are pretty disgusting, but they do give you a nice buzz and wake you up a bit. The buzz is a weird one, not very easy to explain, but it felt like I swallowed a golf ball for a bit and a big heat rush in the head! They are seen all over Taipei, sold in little carts on the streets. I have noticed many of my bus drivers and taxi drivers with orange grins, so I'm guessing it's still a popular thing around here.

Saturday was LOTS day and we started it out with a blackout. It was nice and hot in the apartment while we began the days drinking and card playing. We did end up getting the power back on and all got ready to go out. We had some fun at a few bars and ended up at The Ministry of Sound later that night. It's a famous club from London. Jigs got on stage with the DJ and we all boogied the night away in the hip-hop room.

Sunday was spent in different ways. We began the day with a bit of cockroach hunting in our apartment. Victoria and Tanya adopted a lizard from a student a couple of weeks ago and the poor thing doesn't like the maggots they bought him. His name is Che' by the way. So, every now and again we would find a baby cockroach and throw it in his cage/box/tank. He was getting really skinny and we could tell that he was starving to death since we haven't fed him in awhile. Why wouldn't he eat the maggots? They were living in a bottle in our living room! Gross! Victoria and Jana went out to the park in search for bugs and came home empty handed. Someone joked to look under the sink for cockroaches and there they were, stuck in a bag!!! So, it was a process of getting the damn cockroaches out of the bag and into a bowl, then into the cage. It was so hilarious! The cockroach would escape the bowl and everyone would scream and run around until the bowl was secure over the cockroach again. We finally succeeded in feeding the lizard the cockroaches in the end. Thank Tanya and Jana for that one. It's not my lizard...I am not chasing cockroaches around. But, who would have thought I would have spent my Sunday actually trying to catch cockroaches??? Always surprises in this household!!

We also lucked out on Sunday night and the bartender at the bar we were eating dinner at actually begged us to stay and drink free beer. This never happens!!! What a great ending to a great weekend.

PS...The lizard was given back to it's original owners on Monday. No more cockroach hunting for these girls!!!





It's pass around the funky glasses day! Round and round they go, where they stop...Nobody knows! Us having fun at Carnegies during our 2nd "Happy Hour!" Well, 3rd or 4th if you count our house!!!!


Most of the girls getting ready for LOTS TAIWAN 2005. We have in no particular order (cuz I can't see the picture when I'm naming off names!) JoWanna Jiggler, Holly McHash, Zeta Ride, Voila VonBunnyhausen, Ty-nee, Tina Touloose, Courtney Coitus and the new addition, Randy Moremann is behind the camera. Guess who is who???



BETELNUTS! The joy of the betelnuts is caught on film. They are disgusting little things that turn your mouth orange. It's kinda like chew, but you spit once and swallow the rest. It gives you a nice buzz and wakes you up though. Bus drivers and taxi drivers alike have been spotted with the obvious orange grins. People we just staring at us foreigners trying to attempt this age-old tradition in the alley-ways of the market. We finally got the hang of it though!



The night market, "Snake Alley" along with one of its mascots. The huge python is noticable, but do you see the poor little guinea pig just waiting to be the next meal? I didn't wait around to see...